You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
