hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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