he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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