I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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