she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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