I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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