im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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