I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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