Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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