from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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