no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
