Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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