im having a threesome with these popsicles
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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