so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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