he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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