lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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