I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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