I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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