drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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