NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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