making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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