Non-Jews are for practice
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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