No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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