32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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