Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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