Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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