I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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