weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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