My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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