Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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