Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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