I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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