woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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