The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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