Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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