btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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