Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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