Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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