Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
where am i from again
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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