How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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