please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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