member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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