Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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