just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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