The maid of honor just puked.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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