was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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