Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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