Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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