last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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