The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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