just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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