I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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