Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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